The Birthday Girl

Since I turned 25, and since I have access to fast internet, I decided I deserved a new blog layout. It's pretty and the photo album is kind of cool... but if it takes too long to load up in K-stan, it might have to go back to being boring-looking, which means I'll have to attract people to my blog through the writing, and I'm not sure I'm up to that task.

Things I've done in my time here:

Ordered a lot of things from amazon.com

Eaten burritos.

Seen movies.

Caught myself up with Lost and The Office.

Found a new camera that functions almost exactly like my old one, making my transition to new camera a little less painful (although still bitter-sweet as the last one left on not-my terms).

Seen a lot of people.

It's been exciting.

You might be asking, "Jessica, how can we assist in your next return? How can we make things less shocking? I hear you didn't even know that Angelina Jolie was pregnant, let alone with twins. I'm sorry to not have warned you." EASY, I'm glad you asked.

Step One: Take any gossip magazine you subscribe to, read it, then as you go to recycle it;

Step Two: put it in an envelope (maybe add a letter, but that isn't necessary)

Step Three: Cut and paste the address on this site

Step Four: Put it on the envelope

Step Five: Send it to me!

Sure, a detailed letter would be nice, but if you don't have time for that sort of thing, this works too.